PMS A to Z

 

TALK THE TALK

 

  • HOO – ANY REFERENCE TO A WOMAN OR HER FEMALE PARTS AS A       WHOLE…”BOY THERE WAS A LOT OF HOO AT THE HARDWARE BAR THIS WEEKEND
  • FRANCHISE –A REGULAR SHOW CALLER BECAME FAMOUS FOR HIS PEOPLES SPELLING BEE CONTEST CALL. THE WORD WAS FRANCHISE…THIS WAS HIS  SPELLING…“FRANCTICE”…TAKES HEAT FOR TAKING HIS MOTHER IN LAW TO FOOT DOCTOR AND COULD NOT ATTEND A PMS FUNCTION.
  • LANCASTER LOSER – A REGULAR SHOW CALLER WHO INSISTS THAT NIPSEY WAS NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR THE  PEOPLES WIFE…PROVED TO BE CORRECT WHEN NIPSEY ANNOUNCED HE WAS DIVORCED.
  • CARL – “WE SHOULD ASK CARL THAT” CARL IS FROM FREEDMONT MORTGAGE AND CALLS IN ON TUESDAY MORNINGS TO EDUCATE US   (FREEDMONTMORTGAGE.COM)
  • HOUSE OF HOO – EDR’S PET NAME FOR THE HARDWARE BARS.
  • 40 POUND HEAD – ANY CORPORATE PERSON THAT IS IN CHARGE. HEAD IS BIG AND HEAVY DUE TO ASSUMED LARGE BRAIN.
  • CJ JACKSON  - FOX 43 WEEKEND SPORTS ANCHOR…WAS KEY IN THE  RACE CONTROVERSY OF LAST YEAR. HAS FILLED IN FOR EDR ON THE SHOW…HAS SINCE LEFT THE AREA TO TRAVEL.
  • MOTHER – NIPSEY’S MOM…FAMOUS FOR HER PERFORMANCE ON THE “UNEARTHED” RECODINGS OF NIPSEY AS A 3 YEAR OLD.
  • DO YOU WANT A BANANNA – ON THE NIPSEY’S CHILDHOOD RECORDINGS ASKED BY MOTHER IF HE”WANTS A BANANNA” TO SHUT HIM UP AND APPEASE HIM
  • GARVEY’S THEME - SAD MUSIC THAT IS PLAYED IN CONJUNCTION WITH A SAD STORY, A CONFESSION, POIGNANT MOMENT ETC…OFFICIALLY NAMED DURING AN INTERVIEW WITH THE REAL STEVE GARVEY. WAS A GUEST ON THE SHOW PROMOTING HIS BOOK…“MY BAT BOY DAYS” ….BASICALLY A BOOK ABOUT BASEBALL AND HIS FATHER…RIPPED US ALL APART.
  • MASSENGAIL – REFERENCE TO NIPSEY’S USE OF MASSENGAIL BODY WASH WHILE SHOWERING AT MOTHERS HOUSE
  • DONALD AND GOOFY - TERRIBLE INTERVIEW DEBACLE WHERE NIPSEY GOT TOTALLY FLUSTERED AND SPEECHLESS…SOME SAY IT IS THE GREATEST PMS MOMENT EVER. SOME SAY IT WAS ALMOST CRUEL TO LISTEN TO…AND SOME WERE EVEN ANGERED BY IT.
  • ALL BY MYSELF – 70’S SONG FROM ERIC CARMEN…PLAYED ON THE SHOW FOR YEARS. ONE OF THE MOST PATHETIC SONGS EVER WRITTEN. OFTEN TRY TO GET PEOPLE TO SAY “ALL BY MYSELF” SO THE SONG CAN BE IMMEDIATELY PLAYED. ERIC
  • CMN – CHILDRENS MIRACLE NETWORK…ONE OF SEVERAL CHARITIES THAT PMS WORKS WITH…ANNUAL MARATHON PAY FOR PLAY BROADCAST IS A HIGHPOINT OF THE YEAR….LAST YEAR RAISED OVER 43,000 DOLLARS.
  • THE PEOPLES LISP…ALLEGED GAY CALLER….HAS A FONDNESS FOR EDR
  • NIPSEY’S COLON – A CALLER THAT HAS TAKEN ON THE PERSONA OF MY COLON AND COMMENTS ON MY RECENT MEALS. PASSED AWAY DURING NIPSEY’S OLYMPIC PLEDGE (IN AN ATTEMPT TO PROMOTE UNITY NIPSEY WILL EAT CHINESE FOOD EVERY MEAL EVERY DAY DURING THE OLYMPICS) BUT DID RESURFACE RECENTLY POSSIBLY AS A GHOST. THIS SHOW IS ABSURD
  • ROSCOE – NAME GIVEN TO BENIGN TUMOR THAT JEN HAD REMOVED. UTERUS REMOVED AT SAME TIME…ACCUSED BY LANCASTER LOSER OF BEING NICER SINCE ROSCOE WAS REMOVED. NIPSEY DISAGREES
  • JFK…CALLER THAT HAS TAKEN ON THE PERSONA OF THE LATE JOHN F. KENNEDY…CALLS TO RIDICULE NIXON AND COME TO NIPSEY’S DEFENSE.
  • NIPSEY’S SENIOR DEFENSE COMMITTEE – COMMITTEE FORMED BY NIPSEY IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAVE HELP DEFENDING HIMSELF AGAINST JEN AND EARL…ORIGINAL PRESIDENT DAN FROM LANCASTER WAS FIRED/RESIGNED DEPENDING ON WHO YOU ASK. JEN FORMED HER OWN COMMITTEE AND RECRUITED 10 PEOPLE IN 2 HOURS. NIPSEY’S COMMITTEE HAS SINCE BEEN IN A STATE OF DISORGANIZATION AND DISARRAY. MEANWHILE EARL JUST LAUGHS
  • MICHELE LIVINGSTON – THE OFFICIAL PEOPLES MEDIUM…MICELELIVINGSTON.COM…REGULAR GUEST ON THE SHOW…FOUND NIPSEY’S CAT MACKENZIE AFTER EBING GONE FOR 2 DAYS. AMAZING
  • MACKENZIE – NIPSEY’S CAT…SHE IS 15 YEARS OLD AND HAS CANCER BUT STILL LIVES TO THIS DAY. HAS UNCONDITIONAL DEVOTION TO NIPSEY…NIPSEY HAS ANOTHER CAT NAMED NIPPERS.
  • NIPSEY HATER…CALLER THAT GOES BY THE HANDLE NIPSEY HATER…CALLS IN TO INSULT NIPSEY ON A REGULAR BASIS. HAS A PARTICULAR DISDAIN FOR NIPSEY’S TAKING A SPEED WALKING COURSE AT MILLERSVILLE.
  • SNICKY, WILLIS, AND SISSY…THE NAMES OF JEN’S 3 DOGS.
  • NARVEL – RADIO NAME OF NIPSEY’S 4 YEAR OLD SON.
  • THE JOHNSON REPORT – GENERIC NAME FOR ANY IMPORTANT DOCUMENT THAT THE 40 POUND HEADS DEEM IMPORTANT
  • SNAPPER HEAD – EARLS’ WORD FOR ANYONE WHO IS OR IS ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT
  • JACK-A-LOPE – SEE SNAPPER HEAD
  • QUAGGLE – TAKE THE QUAGGLE CHALLENGE
  • TA – WORD USUALLY REFERS TO WOMANS REAR END. SHORT FOR BOOTY
  • PEOPLES Z28NIPSEY’S CHEVY Z28 EVERYDAY DRIVER…TAKES HEAT FROM JEN AND EARL CONCERNING ITS POOR CONDITION.
  • BLACK OR WHITEGAME PLAYED ON THE SHOW…IDENTIFY THE  FAMOUS PERSONS RACE
  • PEOPLES SPELLING BEEFORMER GAME PLAYED ON THE SHOW THAT ONCE AND FOR ALL PROVED CENTRAL PA CAN’T SPELL
  • OUT OF BREATHA TAPE OF JEN RUNNING BEHIND IN A PARADE 6  YEARS AGO…STILL PLAYED BY NIPSEY TO THIS DAY
  • SHADE MOUNTAINWHERE JEN LIVES WITH THE DOGS AND HER FAMILY…SHE WON’T LET NIPSEY VISIT
  • FLAT SCREENSTHERE IS A RUMOR THAT EARL DAVID REED IM’S PEOPLE FROM HIS HOT TUB AND HAS AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF FLAT SCREEN TV’S
  • MARIA HOST OF UNDER THE RADAR…DATED NIPSEY FOR ONE WEEK IN 1995…REFUSED TO GO OUT AGAIN IN 2000…MARIA HAS A MUCH DIFFERENT TAKE ON HOW THINGS WENT.
  • PATRICK SWAYZEEARL AND NIPSEY OFTEN DISAGREE ON WHO IS  A BIGGER FAN OF THIS 80’S ACTING ICON
  • GIVE ME A WHITE WOMAN – A FAMOUS EARL DAVID REED CATCH PHRASE
  • GET LYNN SWANN OF THE PHLON…EDR WORD SLIP UP IN REFERENCE TO PITTSBURGH STEELER LEGEND LYNN SWANN

 

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